{"product_id":"time-jerk","title":"Time-Jerk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe total annihilation of the human race is nigh. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eOur only hope? A trio of dysfunctional thirtysomethings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn another life, Derek Rizzo was a scientist famed for inventing time travel and universe-hopping technology. Unfortunately, his pupil Sheila Cohen finds herself stuck in the past of another world, with an alien empire hot on her trail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesperate to save her home universe as well as this new one she’s trapped in, Sheila joins forces with a porn-obsessed younger version of her mentor and his best friend, Ashley Hawke, a sapphic beefcake who begins to harbor feelings for this “Future-Girl.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-expander-collapsed-height a-row a-expander-container a-spacing-base a-expander-partial-collapse-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs Sheila and her new allies embark on a mission to save multiple realities, they quickly find themselves completely out of their depth. With the fate of each universe hanging in the balance, this unlikely crew will strive to do whatever they can to reckon with threats both cosmic and earthbound in this oddball odyssey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"globalStoreInfoBullets_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"buyingOptionNostosBadge_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"tellAmazon_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget c-f\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"CardInstanceasW7JyXYcdGyQnHkEkhPtw\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Golden Leaf Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51354717421820,"sku":"7330","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0635\/4006\/8604\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_0c918e65-b021-4c5c-bd9a-e433fffe1bf2.jpg?v=1789926439","url":"https:\/\/goldenleafbooks.com\/products\/time-jerk","provider":"Golden Leaf Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}