Toddlers Are A**holes

Name: Toddlers Are A**holes
Brand: Bunmi Laditan
SKU: 5494
Price: 6.00 USD
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It's Not Your Fault

By Bunmi Laditan

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?.

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Binding: Paperback
Genres: Parenting & Families Humor, Baby & Toddler Parenting, Fiction Satire
# Pages: 176
Publish Date: April 7, 2015
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Language: en
Dimensions: 5.25 in x 0.38 in x 7.0 in
ISBN: 978-0-7611-8564-2

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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:
* The theory of toddler evolution
* Mealtime (AKA Hell)
* Your unraveling life
* And how not to die inside

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